Total Medals Earned: 1,368 (From 415 different games.) Total Medal Score: 18,920 Points
Medals Earned: 1/2 (25/75 points)
Defeat Kevin Bacon
Beat the game in under 100 seconds
Medals Earned: 5/7 (75/175 points)
Flame away...
Open the runes.
Find 5 jounal pages.
Find 50 mushrooms.
Learn to fly!
Find all the mushrooms.
Complete the game.
Medals Earned: 8/21 (60/500 points)
Change the wallpaper
Visit Newgrounds
Visit 9gag
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I hate it when this happens
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Make the cursor fabulous
Medals Earned: 6/16 (40/330 points)
Complete the first wave in Story mode
Make Von Weiser's acquaintance for the first time
Feed your starling
Have your pet starling make 5 K.O's
Experience the cool refreshing taste of a health potion
K.O 50 enemies while airborne
Unlock and use the Crazy Violin special move
Fully upgrade Wolfgang's core attributes
Defeat one of every enemy type
Chain together a 60+ K.O combo
Get over 1200 K.O's in a single Survival Mode run
Medals Earned: 3/6 (115/340 points)
Win your first game.
Play Wordle Defense
Lose your first game.
Get the answer right before the third turn.
Use code "BODEAN" at the checkout for 20% off!!!
Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/165 points)
Open your first chest
Go for a little cruise...
Find and commission plufmot
Find and commission Luis
Find and commission Stepford
Find and commission Levi Ramirez
Find and commission TeraVex
Find and commission VoicesByCorey
Medals Earned: 12/24 (195/500 points)
Break one bottle of each type
Burn the yolk butt with a heater
Play the game for first time
Use the sushi belt
Reach a score of 100000
Reach a score of 150000
Hit a bottle in the air with your head
Make a combo of 15
Make a combo of 30
Make a combo of 45
Make a combo of 60
Fall for more than 1.5 seconds
Hit something from the restaurant menu
Pop 3 balloons
Break 50 bamboo plants
Eat 3 sushi pieces while hanging from the balloons
Reach a score of 200000
Hit the chef
Eat the four golden sushi pieces in one run
Unlock all the achievements
Hit a sign with a seven and a one
Ring the bell
Fire the first plate through all the plates at the top shelf
Jump on the lamps 5 consecutive times
Medals Earned: 4/7 (90/390 points)
Put the key on the altar
Put the apple on the altar
Put the potion on the altar
Put the goblet on the altar
Collect all the coins and beat the game
Beat the game without killing any enemy (level restart is allowed)
Beat the game in under 3 minutes
Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/270 points)
Complete Level 1
Complete Level 2
Complete Level 3
Complete Level 4
Complete Level 5
Complete Level 6
Complete Level 7
Complete Level 8
Complete Level 9
Complete Level 10
Complete Level 11
Complete Level 12
Medals Earned: 2/18 (30/490 points)
Successfully find the full beard!
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.