Starblinky's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[TANKMEN : THE GAME (tech demo)]

You did a pretty good job of making a Newgrounds themed game, I liked how the tanks became animated check points. The portal graphics were really cool too!

And is the skeleton in the car from Fallen Angel?
Is that CD possible to get btw? I've tried so many times!

Blounty responds:

The CD is possible to get if you use the jumping platform that dissapears, it's a once per game attempt though.

The skeleton car is from tankmen.

Thanks for the review!

[Toodee and Topdee]

Dude.. THIS is what Newgrounds use to be. This is the type of creativity we use to get back in the day, every week there would be some insane new game that some absolute genius cooks up.

THIS is why I came to Newgrounds when I was a young kid and THIS is why I chose to make my own games. This reminded me so much of what made Newgrounds special, what made Flash games special.

Thanks for sharing this man. It brought back a lot of great memories of coming to Newgrounds after school and playing all these crazy games and just always being in awe.. and eventually inspired to create my own..

Are you planning on turning this into a full game?

dietzribi responds:

Wow! Thanks a lot for this! I grew up on Newgrounds and it's a huge part of the reason I make games :)

We ARE planning on turning this into a full game, but we want our first "real" game to be something new that we've been thinking about for some time now. Hopefully if everything works out, a full version of Toodee and Topdee might be our second "real" game :)

[Diet]

Hamburgers are good for you if you work out. So are hot dogs. And why am I on a fruit only diet? I'm going to get major diarrhea, and you didn't even include that as a gameplay feature. So I'm going to vote this down.

Also it sucks I can't see my mouse, I kept going out of screen. And it's a bit too easy other than that. But then the upgrades, 100 for the first upgrade? :(

And lastly, why is he falling from the sky? And fruits are falling with him.. ? Was he in a cargo ship that exploded mid air which was carrying fruit?? You might have had a more interesting game if you fleshed it out a bit more.

etalongames responds:

Ок. You too seriously perceive this game and perhaps that is the story of someone's life :)

[Skellybob ♥s Mrs Ghorst]

Sound is fucked! Popping noises were about to blow my speakers. What the heck!

4DXGames responds:

We will definitely look into that, thanks for your feedback

[Deep Space Dash]

Really fun but actually quite easy. I didn't have to upgrade or buy any new helmets at all, actually I got bored and explored the menus and found out I could so I upgraded my current helmet fully.
Might have been better with like 2 lives or something per go until a complete gameover screen. And starting helmets should give you like 1 or 2 health only to encourage leveling up and buying helmets. That is theoretically something that could make the game funner and even last a bit longer in my opinion.
The only real issue I had with the game was that you can't go to the very bottom of the screen even though the artwork clearly shows an open space for you to travel along. This has got me caught in a bullet a few times. Annoying!

Also I dont even know what the Eye powerup does... Please tell us or update the game with a glossary of the items.

I also would have liked the missions explained better between levels and some more creative missions too.

mm That's all I can think of right now. Sweet game man! I voted 5 it was fun.

DoodleBin responds:

Thanks for the constructive criticism. You've given us a lot to look at, hopefully we can take it away and build on it for future games.

[Slime's Cake Quest]

This is hilarious how similar this is to my game "Cake Quest" Even the name!! lol!!

The gameplay is also nearly the exact same. Puzzle gameplay, eat to get fat, you can also shrink.
Game was alright, I found the platforming engine to not be up to snuff.

MintPaw responds:

I'll stole it from you obviously!

[Memohuntress]

Very cool and unique, but on level 3 when im in that love hotel, I unlocked all rooms and went into room 1 the last and its just completely white aside from the guy in it who tells me his rooms a mess....... :( Glitch?

SpikeVallentine responds:

Lol what? It's not a glitch.

He's just crazy. He was even cleaning his new broom.

[Pinata Hunter]

really great

Quite a lot of fun !

I don't actually have any real complaints, other than maybe having different pinatas to smack around. Especially after beating the game I should get to choose a different pinata at least some kind of small but meaningful change for after you beat the game.

myplayyard responds:

Great idea.
thanks.

[The Duder Dilemma]

whyyy

why cant I upgrade everything.. I know I can hit keep playing.. But its boring once I've already won.. Seriously why not make it harder so I can upgrade everything! Too boring once I beat it, I wanted that jetpack.. gave up around 500 gems

BoMToons responds:

the boss gets harder the more you keep going...

[IQTester]

cool

I got 141.

I still dont understand some questions like, if Tom is 50th best and worst how many people attend his school?..

WHAT THE F!??! How can you be best and worst at the same time..

and wouldn't the answer be 50? Its not one of the choices :\
So I picked 100

DemiseAnimation responds:

The correct answer was 99.

As he was the 50th best and 50th worse that means that he would have to be in the middle, and as he did not take up two spaces it would have to be 99.