Starblinky's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Somnium]

hmm

it didnt play the audio for me the first time,

but any ways this is one of my pet peeves man! The fact that the movie makes you sit and watch 60 seconds worth of crap before it even starts! I am on the internet, I dont want sit a watch 60 seconds of words on the screen before a movie starts that may well be shit.. its okay for theatrical movies to do this because you pay 10 bux to see the damn movie and you wont just leave because of opening credits.. but for a flash movie..

haha, ok n e ways, I had to get that off my chest... good movie though, very creative mind you have.

[These Pancakes Are Tiny]

excellent

I don't think I've ever given a 10 in my reviews, but this was amazing. I would like to watch this sort of thing on TV. The only complaint I had was the walking animation of the waitress, maybe she was on roller blades or something.

You should pitch this to the Cartoon Network. They really like unique things like this. Also your art style is so amazing, everything just worked.. great movie.

sexysexybicycle responds:

Yes... roller blades. Exactly.

I actually draw a lot of inspiration from Horse Movies, which is on adult swim. That would be tits.

[Clastine Laboratory]

woooot

this is by far the coolest thing ive ever seen in my entire life

[Wild Salmon in Trouble]

scary

I live in Vancouver BC.. and its horrible to know we are doing thtis type of thing to the world around us, this effects the world not just BC.. I hate to hear this type of thing.. very good animation though and good naration, very informative.. ill tell my parents to not buy farmed salmon

[Fallen Angel Ep. 1 (Pt1)]

Very good

Amazingly well done, man I thought this toon was dead, every year or so I'd check back at your site.. and still nothing.. Im glad its finally done! And wow its really really good!

The best part is how realistic you made everything.. like how the submarine rockets come out of the water their weight pulls them back down once out of the water, these kind of touches are very rarely seen in flash movies..

The only problem I had with this was the voice actress, you can spend probably around $200 bux or so for a high quality voice actor.

Great job man.

["A Slice of the Action"]

lol

I thought he was going to drive the van through the door or something. lol that was way better though, great job, made me laugh :)

[I hate MAC ads]

great

those mac ads were starting to get on my nerves, and thank you for not using the shit piano music in every mac ad. Also thank you for not being bias, most MAC ad parodies basically say MAC is shit, when, well, it isn't. I love macs, but hate those ads! So thanks.

Bobert-Rob responds:

See, I KNEW there were mac supporters out there who hate the commercials. I have no idea who they're trying to fool with the commercials, honestly... well, besides dumb people. The sheep that just need a few well placed words and they're sold on something without knowing the whole story. Yay for filtering information so it supports you! Thanks for the review.

[History of an Animation]

good

pretty good. I liked the story and idea. Maybe if you set the flash drawings alpha to 80 percent or something, it would look more realistic, as if you actually drew them.